Look! An Update!
Wow. It's been so long I don't even know where to begin. I can't even manage to do my normal shameless self-promotion (and by do I have a lot of it to do). For that go www.matthewjhanson.com and check out the latest items.

I’m doing pretty well chilling in the apartment. I've got a new laptop, and I don't have to worry about it disintegrating into a pile of dust at any second, so that’s pretty cool. I think my mail service might finally be functioning, which is always nice.

I went to the Guthrie to do a little volunteering the other day. I got to a free shirt, and the opportunity to explain to a bunch of people facts about theatre, some of which I knew, and some of which I made up. (Did you know they can take up any part of the floor they want to put in trap doors. I later verified that this was in fact true after telling it to a few dozen tourists. It’s amazing how much authority a free T-Shirt with a snazzy logo on it can provide.

Oh, I’ll bet you probably want to hear about the last city of Atlantis (which I discovered a month or two ago). As most people theorized, when Atlantis sank, the inhabitants did not die, but rather mutated into a race of water breathing creatures. Needless to say that over the years they became incredibly xenophobic, and thus I was attacked on sight. Luckily I have study the laughing porpoise style of kung-fu, and thus was able to easily defeat the first wave of guards.

The elite guards were a little tougher to defeat, but this post is already pretty long, so I’ll have to continue this later.